What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

-mwahh

Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this: